From one ridiculous pizza cutter to another, we now present to you the Pizza-Boss 3000 Pizza Cutter from ThinkGeek. The hand-held circular saw-shaped pizza cutter made us smile, and we can’t wait to gift it to the pizza-eating handy-man in our lives. The pizza cutter is super sharp and works well to slice and dice a pizza pie into smaller pieces (and it’s dishwasher safe, too). We need one of these to call our own, but we’re pretty sure we would never be able to cut a slice without adding the power tool sound affect. Obviously.
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