For those of you who hate standing in the shower, your moment to rejoice has arrived. Dornbracht’s Horizontal Shower is a real thing, and it really does permit showering using the Ambiance Tuning Technique while reclining. As if showering can get any lazier, the size water bars that are recessed into a broad shower field above the shower platform are meant to provide the user with a variety of temperature, intensity and quantity options, all while the user is laying down. The Horizontal Shower sounds more like a massage shower, but we’re not complaining about this…the only drawback is that we need to upgrade our humble abode to a monster-sized mansion to accommodate the custom-built shower platform, overhead slab and jets and whatever complex draining system comes with the unit. Easier said than done, but we all need goals to work towards, don’t we?