Secret Bra & Belly Drink Pouches for Public Drinking

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Drinking in public is not widely accepted (or legal) in many cities, and if you happen to live in such a horrid place, you may want to consider investing in these concealed beverage pouches. Depending on your taste (and physique) you can choose the BeerBelly model in which a polyurethane “bladder”-shaped pouch can be worn under a shirt to resemble a fat belly, when in reality, the pouch is filled with 80 ounces of a hot or cold beverage and comes with a drinking tube to be used as a straw. On the flip side, the female version of a secret beverage pouch is positioned on a woman’s bustline (or a man’s for that matter… there aren’t rules when it comes to secret-beverage-consumption-product fashion). The pouch is meant to resemble a larger bust, and is appropriately called the Wine Rack. Unlike the BeerBelly, a larger pouch can work in favour of she who is wearing it – big beer bellies…not hot…big boobs, on the other hand, are more likely to garner social praise and admiration.

We admit, these devices do not present the classiest way to consume alcohol in public (ever heard of the ol’ paper bag concept?) but these products score high on creativity (and ridiculousness) which is why we like them.