PENIS-PAINTING PAINTER

Dear readers, please brace yourself.
We love stories about unique and talented individuals, and Austrialian artist, Tim Patch, is no exception. Patch is an artist who uses his pecker to paint. That’s right, this guy has traded his paint brush in for a tool that he always has on hand, and has affectionally named himself “Pricasso” (a title that surely the talented and self-tortured cubist artist Picasso would approve of). Pricasso uses his bum to paint in the backgrounds since it would take too much time to use his other tool and it looks better. Pricasso  takes his work on the road and appears at various sex trade shows, putting on live painting demonstrations for passersby. The truly funny part is that his work isn’t half bad, I mean, considering what a limiting (and possibly limited?) tool he has to work with.