B Fiber and Craft Emporium made us smile from ear to ear today thanks to their quirky listing of large-scale food items made out of fabric. The jumbo pizza slice sleeping bag is made by hand and stuffed with recycled quilts, and the bag is lined in satin making it very comfortable and luxurious. The cheese and sauce fabric is dyed by hand and pillows are not attached to the bag so they can be arranged in a custom and comfortable fashion. The padded crust functions as a pillow, but you can always sleep on a black olive if you prefer.

The jumbo Waffle and Syrup Bedsheets are also hand-dyed and come with a syrup-coloured top sheet. The bedding is made by the artist to order and is available in all standard bed sheet sizes. Fruit-shaped pillows are optional at an additional cost, mattress not included.

The Baked Potato Bean Bag Chair with Butter Pillow is touted as “the most comfortable thing you will ever sit on” and if that’s not true, it will at least be one of the most unusual things you ever sit on. The potato is made out of hand-dyed cotton and comes with a silk butter pillow.

These hilarious forms of bedding make us wish we were 10 years old and had a sleep over to go to.