Germs are bad. Bacon is good. So, kill two birds with one stone, so to speak. Kill germs and end up with a bacon-scented perfume on your hands. This Hand “Swineitizer” by PorkKleen comes in a 2.25 ounce bottle available through ThinkGeek and makes a great gift for bacon-loving germaphobes around the world. Warning: Do not eat, no matter how delicious the aroma.