Bacon Flavoured Lube

 
 
 






As a result of an April Fool’s joke gone a little too far, Justin and Dave of JD Foods have been aiming to make everything taste like bacon. Their new products like Baconnaise (bacon-flavoured mayo) and Bacon Salt sound like great ideas for bacon-crazy foodies, but the bacon-flavoured lube is in a realm of its own. Single-handedly changing the true meaning of the term “bacon lover”, an except from Justin and Dave’s official baconlube site reads as follows:

“FACT – People are passionate about bacon.  According to a recent survey of Canadians by Maple Leaf Foods, Canadas market leader in the bacon category, when asked to choose between bacon and sex, more than four in 10 (43%) chose bacon.  Thanks to baconlube, Canadians will never have to choose between two of life’s greatest pleasures again.  So you’re welcome Canada, youre welcome – weve got your back.” – JDFoods

Well, thank-you, Justin and Dave. Your water-based, vegan-safe, bacon-flavoured massage oil is sure to degrade, err…enhance…sexy-time for pork-loving folk all around the world.

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